If you wanna be my lover...

If you wanna be my lover…

You gotta sing duets with me… and let me be the girl… and say I have the best voice ever- better than the original leading lady of the song.

If you wanna be my lover…

You gotta have bigger thighs than me- especially when we sit down next to each other.

If you wanna be my lover…

You gotta watch cartoons with me- specifically Disney.

If you wanna be my lover…

You gotta read books with me- I’m not asking you to pick up Twilight, but maybe just maybe Harry Potter?

If you wanna be my lover….

You gotta kill all spiders, even the small ones because they are huge to me.

If you wanna be my lover….

You gotta understand that “I can’t be tamed!”

If you wanna be my lover…

You gotta remember butterflies don’t just have to happen in the beginning, but they should be a constant. A law if you must, like gravity.

If you wanna be my lover…

You gotta dream with me- and dream big.

If you wanna be my lover…

You gotta be honest- do not lie, do not fib- Exception to this rule is if you have to lie to surprise me with a really awesome life changing gift but that is the ONLY time. Other than that I want the truth! Trust, I can handle it.

If you wanna be my lover…

You gotta take the bad with the good- I am only human.

If you wanna be my lover…

You gotta eat with me… I am hungry, aaaalllll tttthhhheee tttttiiimmmmeee.

If you wanna be my lover…

You gotta wipe away my tears, even the foolish ones that fall for reasons that don’t make sense.

If you wanna be my lover…

Please don’t “get with” my friends- just get them. They are crazy, eccentric, odd, weird, beautiful and perfect the way they are- and they are my friends for a reason.

If you wanna be my lover…

Be a man. Be a lover, a fighter, a best friend. Be a place of solace, a home, a comfort. Be my companion, my partner in crime- fight battles with me, take on the world and face even the darkest of times with me. Stand by my side and hold my hand whenever I reach out. Love unconditionally, forgive not only me but everyone. Stand for morals and justice. Respect yourself, respect others, respect me. Be a man of God, be a man of dreams. Set a fire in my heart.